Davi's prayer

Ok I never remember to write down the funny things that my kids say, and because of that, I NEVER remember them period. Here are a few of Davin's finest lately. The first is just minutes old, and I had to skip dinner to remember it word for word and write it down. I felt lazy tonight and ordered in pizza, Davin jumped to say the prayer, as usual, and began before anyone else had a chance. Here is his prayer. "Dear Heavenly Father, hank you for the day, hank you for blessings, hank you daddy can have a dood day far far away, I hate far far away, bye. Ummm.....(searching for the proper closing, I am no help because I am laughing so hard, tears are coming. The other kids are no help-- they to are dying) Finally, he just gives up and starts again and finishes perfectly! Minus the hate part.
#2 Davin will come to me in an anxious mood and interrupt me from whatever it is I am doing and with all ernestness say, "Mom, we need to talk" Usually followed up with some made up conversation.
#3 Davin does not like to help clean up much. He has gotten really good at blaming the babies for all messes "Davin made". I was demanding a full participation clean up the other day, and I did not want to threaten lives or spankings that day, so I would in an excited tone call for Davin and hand him something to put away while he was doing it I would quickly sing the Bonanza theme song. It worked, he ran back and forth for about 20 trips before finally collapsing on the living room floors saying "phew, I'm out of steam!" Where the heck does he get this stuff?


Thanks for laughs davin.